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Offline Eat Sack

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« on: March 15, 2013, 09:51:51 AM »
I came to adopt Eat Shit And Die = ESAD around ten years ago when I was heavily into a gore rapper Called Necrodamus AKA Necro, A highly violent, highly brutal and porn fueled Jewish rapper from the Bronx, I have been listening to him since I was around 13, I have many online aliases, but ESAD is one of two I have been using north of a decade.... How did you all end up with yours... :read:



[Necro]
 Ladies and gentlemen
 Tonight we present torture and sodomy
 Hosted by Necrophiliac and Ill Cannibill
 Relax n smoke your crills
 
 I'll make your eyeballs go back in your skull and come out your ass
 I'm walkin' on hot coal and glass
 I shit on the church's mass
 Sacraligous I sever your body something prestigious
 Precise cuts, I'm fascinated with women's guts
 I hit your skins and I'm jerkin' off on your intestines
 I'll fuck you in your ass bitch
 Now you're colon is swollen
 When I go bowlin'
 To achieve a strike
 I use the headpiece of a dyke
 I swing her brains down the lane
 I'm a sadomasochist
 One finger, two fingers, three fingers
 Four fingers, FUCK IT THE WHOLE FIST
 Up your asshole
 Now you're ready for Ed Powers
 And Rocko Sefreddi to suck my cock hoe
 
 [Ill Bill]
 I be gettin' backrubs in backrooms of S&M clubs
 I'm on drugs
 During sex I use anal beads and butt plugs
 I'm holdin' bitches dooty holes hostage
 your sisters sphincter keeps me warm during the winter 'cause my cocks big
 It gets stuck
 Bitches be getting fucked up the asshole
 Open ya oven
 So I can cook the dooty casserole
 That's how I'm living, givin' bitches the shits
 I fuck 'em between they tits, then I bust a nut on they lips
 I vaccinate sockets with lip plugs like if I was to flip once
 I snag body bags with dirty hags and cuts
 Shooting chemicals directly into my jugular
 Look around, shit's getting uglier and uglier
 Spinnin' within my hyperbaric chamber
 Nothin' short of a bloody rusty razor
 fingerprint that could stop my behavior
 Generally and federally
 Etcetera, etcetera
 Shooting storm troopers lie deadera
 I emphasize like Emphysema
 Every word I speak creeps into your blood stream like Leukemia
 I instigate mutilation
 Under federal investigation
 Escaping police stations
 
 [Necro]
 Yah I got dead bodys covered with hay in my barn
 Loud motherfuckers get their lips sewn with yarn
 Out the ten story window, headfirst I chuck you
 Attach a switchblade to my dick and then I fuck you (Fuck you!)
 In and out, as I cut the uterus
 You'll soon be, familiar with torture if you're new to this
 Leave you glued to a piss-stained wall
 Take my brain out of my skull
 And watch my fuckin' brain crawl
 'Cause IT'S ALIVE, MOTHERFUCKIN' ALIVE
 Bend over and get sodomized with the .45
 Bumpin'into the beehive and get stung
 I got the noose of death, so nigga come and get hung
 Lyrically, your rectum gets bruised
 I come from the world where niggas get fuckin' abused
 The realm of violent crime
 Where bitches get fucked in the pussy and ass at the same time
 
 [Chorus]
 Eat shit and die
 Eat shit and die
 Eat shit and die
 Eat shit and die
 Eat shit and die
 Eat shit and die
 Eat shit and die
 Eat shit and die
 
 [Ill Bill]
 I'm comin' out from inside the walls like asbestos
 A ghost disappearing and reappearing when least most, expected
 I gank kids on their own
 When they want to
 I'm a monster, responsible for missing camp counselors
 I'm analyzing bio-rhythms
 Sleeping my victims with incisions
 My sensory sees catastrophic visions
 Over the image of Jehovah I burn sober
 In retrospect I infect your innards just like an ulcer
 Then twist facial features like Rocky Dennis
 When I menace it's horrendous
 My bloody appetite's tremendous
 Enormous
 Watch the metamorphosis
 Diggin bitches in orifices
 Remorse is not my thoughts when I catch a corpse
 The torture tactics I practice tear up your mattress
 Kidnap an actress
 That activate vibrateing plastics
 
 [Necro]
 When they made me
 I was so, evil they broke the mold
 Necro is cold, my fucking birth should of been controlled
 If you're bold you'll get strangled with your gold
 Going once !! going twice !! another fucking white slave sold
 For wacking off I have compulsive dependancy
 From the tendency, for ruining your bitches pregnancy
 Niggas can't understand my morbid biology
 I bring, new, meaning to the studies of Gynacology
 When I shove, razors up your cunt you'll see
 All bitches that diss me wind up with fucking V.D.
 When I was in my mom's cunt, my father slaughtered me
 I came back from the dead, after my mom aborted me
 Bloody, fetus, baby of Satan, Devil's child
 Leavin' bodies on all types of motherfuckin' level piles
 So girl take fuckin' caution,
 'Cause if you're walkin home alone tonight
 You might wind up a bitch on auction
 And if you can't take you and you're concious hun,
 I'll be like Ralphus, and shoot a slug into you from my blow gun
 [Ill Bill]
 I'm stirring in the pain in the center of your brain
 Carve a path with a butcher knife
 Walk down the lane
 Take a stroll through the hole in your head
 Stab untill your dead
 I'd like to paint the world blood red
 Flippin' like OJ Simpson, the Joel Rifkin
 Covered with crimson
 Everywhere you look another dead shook
 On the meat hook hangin'
 Then I'm up in your place to spread your wife's legs for the bangin'
 I love to fuck retarded chicks with wiffle ball bats
 Then watch there fuckin' head go splat when I pull out the gat
 I'm also into sodomizing secretaries
 I'm very scary
 My ice pick rips through virgin cherries
 And all you crews that think you got half of what me and my brother got
 You get chop chop chopped like Bobbit's cock
 
 [Chorus]
 Eat shit and die
 Eat shit and die
 Eat shit and die
 Eat shit and die
 Eat shit and die
 Eat shit and die
 Eat shit and die
 Eat shit and DIE!!!!!
 
 Necrophiliac nineteen ninety gore
 Ill Cannibill nineteen ninety gore
 
 Eat my shit
 Eat my shit
 Eat my shit
 Eat my shit
 
 You suckin dick for crack
 You suckin dick for crack
« Last Edit: March 15, 2013, 10:03:49 AM by Eat Shit And Die »
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« Reply #1 on: March 15, 2013, 06:58:02 PM »
My story is BORING compared to ESAD's... Many moons ago I was the Systems Manager of a company's mainframe computer center... When I first started working there, I had to sign up as the new Admin and when I did, the mainframe computer assigned "bonajazz" to me as my password... I liked it and have kept it (either as a password or nic) ever since...
 
Story all done... See, I told you it wasn't as interesting as ESAD's...
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« Reply #2 on: March 15, 2013, 07:38:10 PM »
My story is BORING compared to ESAD's... Many moons ago I was the Systems Manager of a company's mainframe computer center... When I first started working there, I had to sign up as the new Admin and when I did, the mainframe computer assigned "bonajazz" to me as my password... I liked it and have kept it (either as a password or nic) ever since...
 
Story all done... See, I told you it wasn't as interesting as ESAD's...

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Dude that's no more or less interesting than my story :thumb:

I am just genuinely interested with how each of us come to settle with the usernames we settle with after all, there are around 10billion combinations of what we can get to chose so I think it's interesting how we come to like or become so comfortable with one that we keep it for such a long time, thank you for taking the time to tell me yours, as you are one of 4 people I was specifically hoping would answer :demented:
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« Reply #3 on: March 15, 2013, 07:48:07 PM »
OK as I have already posted, mine is self explanatory, so who are the others that have piqued your inquisitive mind beyond bonaj?
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a quote from Widgy.

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« Reply #4 on: March 15, 2013, 07:58:42 PM »
Ranss7, Hammysquirrel1973, t218, Kanwulf Machiavelli, RavenMadd, Scooped Up and SaltyDog to name a few, I just would like to know how the fine gorewhores came to settle...
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« Reply #5 on: March 15, 2013, 08:35:54 PM »
I was tying to find a username by looking around  bedroom to join GG, "THATS WHERE MY PC WAS" lots of things i looked at in the room..  so i could be named "Deathbed" "wardrobe" or even "getthefuckoffthatpc" <--- thanks to the wife! Then i just looked at the bedroom door and thought "DeathsDoor"
I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #6 on: March 15, 2013, 08:45:39 PM »
LOLOL I'm pretty sure you made the right choice over Wardrobe and DeathBed, Now I know you as DeathsDoor, the other ones sound preposterous, but had I known you from day one as DeathBed I'm sure I would find deathsdoor equally as ludicrous and deathbed complete norm LOL

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Cheers for filling me in  :excited: so to speak :demented:
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« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2013, 08:49:00 PM »
LOLOL I'm pretty sure you made the right choice over Wardrobe and DeathBed, Now I know you as DeathsDoor, the other ones sound preposterous, but had I known you from day one as DeathBed I'm sure I would find deathsdoor equally as ludicrous and deathbed complete norm LOL

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Cheers for filling me in  :excited: so to speak :demented:


lol everyone will knock on DeathsDoor sooner or later....
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« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2013, 08:52:05 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2013, 09:05:25 PM »
I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2013, 09:10:09 PM »
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« Reply #11 on: March 15, 2013, 09:14:17 PM »
Haha good film!
I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #12 on: March 15, 2013, 10:56:05 PM »
My name came as a natural progression of things at the original Goregasm site my original nick ne was noharleyyet. At that time I was without a bike but working hard towards buying one. After my wife bought me a Harley for my birthday, I changed my nick to gottaharleynow. Everyone called me Harley for short. When I registered here I thought that since everyone called me Harley anyways I might as well use that as my nick.
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« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2013, 03:41:40 AM »
Ranss7, Hammysquirrel1973, t218, Kanwulf Machiavelli, RavenMadd, Scooped Up and SaltyDog to name a few, I just would like to know how the fine gorewhores came to settle...
couldn't come up with anything so I decided the first thing I saw when I walked in the next room was gonna be it and wouldn't you know it was a box of kitty litter  :lol: :demented:

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« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2013, 04:12:33 AM »
 :lolclown:
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