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« Reply #30 on: December 07, 2012, 04:36:19 PM »
bunch of potato-eating, wife-beating meanies.


Im Irish, and i dont beat potatoes or eat my wife!


*hides potatoes, cabbages, and DD's wife.


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« Reply #31 on: December 07, 2012, 04:38:56 PM »
 :idea:   


Don't worry.  You can find em if you follow the trail of Guinness.


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« Reply #32 on: December 07, 2012, 04:40:38 PM »
:idea:   


Don't worry.  You can find em if you follow the trail of Guinness.


Now i wish i was Irish
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« Reply #33 on: December 07, 2012, 04:42:25 PM »
I'm German and Swedish.   :grin:




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« Reply #34 on: December 07, 2012, 04:43:47 PM »
I'm German and Swedish.   :grin:


Sounds good to me! :excited:
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« Reply #35 on: December 07, 2012, 04:58:03 PM »
I am a funt case.
I'm A Freaking Cry Baby When I don't Get My Way

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« Reply #36 on: December 07, 2012, 08:19:21 PM »
Hey I'm Irish too....I don't beat on anyone who doesn't deserve it (mad fuckers)...hahaha

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« Reply #37 on: December 07, 2012, 11:01:47 PM »
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender pours him one and asks "Anything else?" The skeleton says "Yes, a mop"!
 
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« Reply #38 on: December 07, 2012, 11:07:10 PM »
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender pours him one and asks "Anything else?" The skeleton says "Yes, a mop"!
 



I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #39 on: December 07, 2012, 11:21:39 PM »
Hey I'm Irish too....I don't beat on anyone who doesn't deserve it (mad fuckers)...hahaha
me to actualliy im a heinz 57 lol . french german irish welch and american indian

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« Reply #40 on: December 08, 2012, 05:16:05 AM »
Me be part Irish too. Me in good company.

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« Reply #41 on: December 08, 2012, 06:00:22 PM »
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that's in a swimming pool..... bob
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that's laying on your doorstep.....matt
 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs that's in a pile of leaves.....rustle
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« Reply #42 on: December 09, 2012, 12:43:59 AM »
Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?  Cuz it was dead
Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Cuz it was stapled to the squirrel

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« Reply #43 on: December 09, 2012, 12:59:48 AM »
:/
I'm A Freaking Cry Baby When I don't Get My Way

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« Reply #44 on: December 09, 2012, 01:07:15 AM »
Why do all the trees in Missouri lean south?
Because Arkansas sucks........ :flick:
I tried being anorexic once,

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