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Title: The Last Movie You Watched
Post by: SM666 on April 26, 2016, 04:37:07 AM
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Title: Re: The Last Movie You Watched
Post by: SM666 on April 29, 2016, 05:33:28 PM
It was alright, not as good as the first one.

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Title: Re: The Last Movie You Watched
Post by: Hammysquirrel1973 on April 29, 2016, 07:32:34 PM
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Mars Needs Moms
Title: Re: The Last Movie You Watched
Post by: SM666 on September 03, 2016, 06:25:28 AM
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Title: Re: The Last Movie You Watched
Post by: Saltydog on September 04, 2016, 09:26:42 AM
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Same....

Cunts
Title: Re: The Last Movie You Watched
Post by: SM666 on September 04, 2016, 09:30:12 AM
 :lol: :yup:
Title: Re: The Last Movie You Watched
Post by: SM666 on September 17, 2016, 08:46:03 PM
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Title: Re: The Last Movie You Watched
Post by: SM666 on September 17, 2016, 08:46:19 PM
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Title: Re: The Last Movie You Watched
Post by: SM666 on October 15, 2016, 05:33:47 AM
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Title: Re: The Last Movie You Watched
Post by: Jon Evil on November 27, 2016, 11:19:51 AM
Fantastic beasts and where to find them.
A Harry Potter spin off prequel.
I had to go to this movie, because the 'flatmate' is a fan of the original books and movies.
If you like the Potter series of movies this is for you.
Personally i don't like any of the books or the movies, even the one iv seen and this was no different.
I fucken hated it.
Loads of CGI, not a huge amount of plot and a complete waste of a sunday night.
Unrateable pile of shit.
Fuck you J.K. Rowling!!!
Title: Re: The Last Movie You Watched
Post by: Jon Evil on January 30, 2017, 03:08:58 AM
Siege of the dead. (Rammbock) Germany. 2010. 8/10
A zombie movie where the zombies are left alive, so to speak. It's plot is more a drama with some comedic and survival elements.
Set in an apartment block. Only 1 hour long.

Suspiria. Italy 1977. Dario Argento. 6/10
This film is always featured on horror best of lists. The film uses ALOT of red lighting including the walls of the dance academy.
Not for everyone. There a remake with Tilda Swanson set for release this year.

The Handmaiden. 9/10
2016 South Korean erotic psychological thriller film directed by Park Chan-wook. (Oldboy.)
Really nicely filmed with a great script and lezbo scenes.

The Wailing. South Korea, 2016. 7/10
A 2.5 hour ghost story. Great movie but very layered with lots of twists.
Ridley Scott is looking at a possible remake, it won't come close to the original.

Sadako vs. Kayako 7/10 Japan.
Had some nice scares just like the original Grudge and Ring, kinda funny with an interesting storyline.

Train to Busan. 2016 (Korean) 9/10
A zombie outback on a train. Sounds simple but the elements of the plot and twists were really great!!!.
A U.S. remake next year. Given how the Oldboy version turned out and that had Sam Jackson & Josh Brolin in it, directed by Spike Lee and was laughable garbage. It's best to see the originals of both.
Title: Re: The Last Movie You Watched
Post by: Jon Evil on February 24, 2017, 12:39:14 PM
ALIEN 8/10
Still a great movie even 28 years on.

Dr Strange. 3/10
More CGI than plot.
Title: Re: The Last Movie You Watched
Post by: Jon Evil on July 23, 2017, 08:07:52 AM
Dunkirk. 7/10
 Good, but not great. The different time lines, didn't see or understand it.
 It set a nice level of tension and didn't show gore.
Title: Re: The Last Movie You Watched
Post by: Jon Evil on July 28, 2017, 12:43:54 PM
Aguirre, the Wrath of God. 1972, director Werner Herzog. 8/10
 Minimalist story and dialogue about a group of Spanish soldiers in search of the mythical city of gold El Dorado.
Strange and errie, considered a classic film. Not for everyone.

All the presidents men.  1976.  7/10
 A political thriller based on 'Watergate.' No subsplots, just the two reporters, the newspaper and the people they are trying to get information from.

2LDK.  Japan 2003. 8/10
 From Wikipedia. Two ambitious actresses, who share an apartment, learn they have been short-listed for the same part and that they have to wait for one more night to see who wins the part. As they bicker throughout the night, their competitiveness and hidden grudges turn their apartment into a battlefield.
 Japanese real estate acronym for an 2-bedroom apartment with a Living-room, Dining-room, and Kitchen.
 I'd never heard of it and untill hearing about it on a horror podcast. Couldn't get a copy off torrent so i ripped a version of you tube.
 Running time of just over 60 mins.
A slow relentless build up. Classic cinema.
 
 Eat local.
 Low budget Brit vampire comedy. 5/10.
 It was funny although i found myself looking at the clock, the story revolves around a group of vampires hold up with a human in a farmhouse while some tactical army blokes are outside trying to kill them all. No real backstory as to why but ignore that and enjoy the ride.
 
 The girl with all the gifts. 8/10
 A slightly different take on the zombie genre, kinda funny and tense with some stupid moments, but worth a look. Saw a review saying it was better than Train to Busan. No. It isn't that good, just a close second.

RAW   9/10
 French-Belgian film written and directed by Julia Ducournau.
 A young lady goes to uni to become a vet and also a cannibal.
 Excellent movie, didn't think much of the trailer but there has been some hype in the mainstream,  it reminded me of the Inside, Frontiers wave of French horror a few years ago.
ALIEN covenant.
7/10
The fifth alien movie, lots of things happening, very heavy on the idea of who created who. Wouldn't watch it again.

CHiPS. 4/10. Entertaining and completly forgettable, i'm surprised i made it all was thru and i wasn't smoking weed or drinking.
Title: Re: The Last Movie You Watched
Post by: Jon Evil on July 31, 2017, 02:40:22 AM
A Serbian Film. 2010.
 A well-crafted film thats subject matter obliterated any praise that could be applied to it. If controversy is what a horror film aims to create as part of the marketing plan, this one had it in not spades, but truckloads.
 There is a doco planned and possibly a directors cut. Article here. (http://www.blumhouse.com/2017/06/21/documentary-on-a-serbian-film-in-the-works-and-possibly-an-extended-cut/)
 Iv watched it twice and still find a good movie, that would put me squarely in the minority, shit happens.
 10/10
Title: Re: The Last Movie You Watched
Post by: Jon Evil on September 09, 2017, 09:51:30 AM
The hitmans bodyguard. 2017
 Predictable but funny, action-comedy Netfix 'original'.
 With a two hour running time it dragged like a slow shit after the first hour. It really could have done with 30 mins trimmed out of it. Near the end i found myself fast-forwarding thur any talking.
 The stunts were pretty good and the action, although brainless, was entertaining. Salma Hayek was completely wasted in it and to a degree Gary Oldman.
 I got a torrent copy that was leaked.
 Glad to have not paid for it.
 4/10
Title: Re: The Last Movie You Watched
Post by: Jon Evil on October 08, 2017, 12:43:13 PM
The Bride. 2017.
 A Russian ghost story.
 Lionsgate have got the remake rights. Bloody Disgusting (http://bloody-disgusting.com/movie/3463132/lionsgate-remaking-bride-conjuring-writers/) (includes trailer)
 Pretty good overall, 8/10. When i saw it was being remade i made a point to watch the original, its 95mins, but the blokes associated those fucking 'conjuring' movies will grind it out to at least two hours and it will lose alot in translation.
 Got a copy off Pirate bay and subtites elsewhere.
Title: Re: The Last Movie You Watched
Post by: Jon Evil on October 30, 2017, 01:15:01 AM
A dark song.  8/10
 A 2016 Irish independent horror film about a woman who hires an occultist to get vengeance for her dead son.
They are locked in a house together and do a series of rituals. It slowly builds the tension thru a lack of action.
 Trailer (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvQ2ClKbRcU)