Photoshop and Stories by Hammysquirrel1973

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« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2013, 11:34:47 PM »
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  Go away, faggot.

 
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« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2013, 11:57:22 PM »
I've got nothing more to say to you.

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« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2013, 12:03:24 AM »

 
A man had genital mutllation one early morning.
 
Both his dick and balls had swollen up.
 
The dick with a ring around looked like a hot dog, and one of his balls looked like a red and big shiny balloon filled with air.
 
That man felt morning horny by watching the swollen balloon like genitals he had.
« Last Edit: February 01, 2013, 12:10:20 AM by Hammysquirrel1973 »
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« Reply #18 on: February 02, 2013, 01:49:56 AM »

 

 
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« Reply #19 on: February 02, 2013, 01:53:38 AM »
Stupid.

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« Reply #20 on: February 02, 2013, 02:00:09 AM »
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  Stupid.

 
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« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2013, 02:05:02 AM »
My Little Pony is for little girls.

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« Reply #22 on: February 02, 2013, 02:09:29 AM »
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My Little Pony is for little girls.

Meet me at The Slap Zone.
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« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2013, 04:13:36 AM »
I'm lost?
lowtech shit and a raven hey! ....Courtney Love (That  Bitch)

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« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2013, 11:17:52 AM »
I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2013, 07:32:16 PM »
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So tell me What the fuck are you on?

Nothing at all.




 
Interesting thread you have here Hammy.....
 
I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.

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« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2013, 10:34:34 PM »

 
Fifi la FLume were in a morgue after a New Years Eve party.
 
The animated skunk got three, big, clear and shiny balloons at the party last night even if she were nervous of balloons.
 
As the cartoon skunk pushed to a balloon and grabbed it, were the big round body bouncing against the cold, rotten and naked men on the slap in long time.
 
Minerva Mink felt aroused by pushing to the large and soft sphere, who bounced against the two slaps.
 
Later had the horny cartoon skunk mated a big and loudly whining blue balloon until  she reached her second climax.

 

 
« Last Edit: February 03, 2013, 10:49:42 PM by Hammysquirrel1973 »
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« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2013, 11:26:31 PM »
I can see you work really hard at this.. But i dont fecking get it!!
I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2013, 11:27:16 PM »
Id like to understand.
I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2013, 11:33:49 PM »
Don't try to understand DD. When you do that you just might get it.
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