2000-year-old mummified cat discovered

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« on: February 15, 2013, 09:32:26 PM »
The mummified remains of an ancient Egyptian cat preserved for more than 2,000 years have been found gathering dust in an attic.

 B&B owner Robert Gray inherited the bandaged artefact when his father died in 1984 but assumed it was stuffed with rags. Three decades on he finally decided to investigate the arcane package and took it along to a vet. To his amazement a series of x-rays revealed the outline of a perfectly preserved puss – complete with its face, ears, spine and brain.

 http://worldduh.com/2013/02/15/2000-year-old-mummified-cat-discovered/

 

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« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2013, 11:42:32 PM »
Here kitty kitty
I'm off sucking Pizza Boys ass, I would suck his cock but I can't Get Eat Shit And Die off of it.

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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2013, 10:14:17 AM »
KILL ALL CATS!!!
I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2013, 04:52:26 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2013, 05:18:45 PM »
"perfectly preserved puss"
 
Maybe I need to get one of those for the impending zombie apocalypse....
I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.

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« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2013, 12:01:44 PM »
I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2013, 03:58:55 PM »
I fucking hate cats little tossers, but I wouldn't mind having a 2000 year old mumified one in a glass case, uno.... interesting convo piece.
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