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« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2013, 09:45:44 PM »
Texas Chainsaw (2013)  Not a good movie at all, but that was no surprise. 4/10

I did laugh at this scene though.....

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« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2013, 08:49:24 PM »
Moulin Rouge! 2001 10/10
A Cat in Paris 8/10
Trolljegeren 10/10
Anastasia 1997 8/10
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« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2013, 06:41:27 PM »
Jack Reacher 8/10 i was quite surprised with the fact that Tom Cruise was in it.
Worth a look see.


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« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2013, 06:45:36 PM »
How Tom Cruisey is he in it, because I hate him and wish he was dead.
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« Reply #19 on: June 02, 2013, 07:58:25 PM »

Parker                       5/10
The Last Stand          5/10
London Boulevard     5.5/10
Jack Reacher             7.5/10
Gangster Squad        1/10    Absolute crap!!! Watch L.A. Confidential or The Untouchables again over this!
Maniac (Remake)       9/10    Elijah Wood is great in this.
Tucker & Dale vs Evil  8.5/10  Funny & gory.
Razorback (1984)      8/10    Great monster pig movie, i also recommend Pig Hunt a low budget horror gem.
             
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« Reply #20 on: June 02, 2013, 09:07:39 PM »
How Tom Cruisey is he in it, because I hate him and wish he was dead.


Not too Cruisley as it goes  :flick:
As i said worth a look see check the trailer.
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« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2013, 03:05:59 AM »
Hansel & Gretel                           3/10     Crap, skip it !
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3d     4/10     Skip it. Unless your really really bored. Then give it a try. Good Gore in it.
Come Out And Play (Remake)     6/10     Remake of Who Can Kill A Child.
Mold                                            6/10     Low budget Horror Cheese Movie. Not bad, Good Gore.
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« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2013, 11:22:09 PM »
Niko 2 - Lentäjäveljekset 8/10
The Polar Express 10/10
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« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2013, 11:28:31 PM »
The Colony                 1/10     Crap.
Oblivion                      2/10     Another Tom Cruise vehicle.
Olympus Has Fallen    7/10     Ultra violent action film. I thought it was pretty cool.
Only God Forgives      7.5/10   If you liked Drive you might like this one. It was done by the same people.
Killing Season             5.5/10  It was ok. If your bored on a Friday or Saturday night, check this one out.
Hell Baby                     7/10     If you like Reno 911 you'll like this one. I liked it, pretty funny.
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« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2013, 02:25:07 PM »
Watch this last night. Not bad. Don't know why it's rated R. There's no gore or blood or sex/nudity or language. Some scary moment's, gave me a chill at some point's. I'd give it 6.5/10.


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« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2013, 02:51:04 PM »
Watch this last night. Not bad. Don't know why it's rated R. There's no gore or blood or sex/nudity or language. Some scary moment's, gave me a chill at some point's. I'd give it 6.5/10.





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« Reply #26 on: August 04, 2013, 08:42:52 PM »
Watch this last night. Not bad. Don't know why it's rated R. There's no gore or blood or sex/nudity or language. Some scary moment's, gave me a chill at some point's. I'd give it 6.5/10.




Just watched it, pretty good film well worth a look. 7/10
Not sure either why it's R rated.
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« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2013, 09:08:05 PM »
Checked out Magic Magic, the trailer looked interesting but the film is complete shit, what a fucking waste of time. This movie is labeled a thriller, not even close.  4/10

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« Reply #28 on: August 09, 2013, 10:11:23 PM »
Lovelace (2013)
Most of you probably know her story but for those who don't there's a spoiler in this review.
First off no surprise the movie would be shit but I didn't think it would be this much, the way it's written is kind of stupid, they should have stuck to the facts of the story the filmmakers believed or so they made it seem they believed her story by the end of the film. The first part of the film they show the side that everybody on the outside thinks her life is like from the fame of Deep Throat, the next part of the film shows what really went on in her personnel life, my problem was why didn't they just tell the story with both scenario at the same time, plus they could've covered more ground.

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« Reply #29 on: August 14, 2013, 08:15:41 PM »
The Seasoning House (2012)

Not sure who labels movies these days, this one is labeled a horror thriller, I certainly wouldn't call it horror, anyway slow movie, it took almost an hour for anything to really happen other than memory sequences, there was a couple ok killing scenes one in particular but that was about it, I give it a 5/10.
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