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« Reply #75 on: October 27, 2014, 12:35:08 PM »
Still closed... Whatya got to do toooo get a beer around here?




Show me yer tits......... :boobies:
POOF!


Well.....you asked. :tongue:
Morning ya old fucker!


Morning to you too good sir.  :excited:


Up early? shit the bed again?


Nope....went to watch a movie.......fell asleep during the opening credits.


In the middle of the night?


Nope, normally, I stay up till about 1 or so, then go to bed.


But last night, I sat down to watch Cockneys Vs Zombies at about 8pm.......and fell asleep during the credits.


Good movie that! and you fell asleep..


Yup....during the opening credits. :embarassed:


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I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #76 on: October 27, 2014, 12:53:35 PM »
Still closed... Whatya got to do toooo get a beer around here?




Show me yer tits......... :boobies:
POOF!


Well.....you asked. :tongue:
Morning ya old fucker!


Morning to you too good sir.  :excited:


Up early? shit the bed again?


Nope....went to watch a movie.......fell asleep during the opening credits.


In the middle of the night?


Nope, normally, I stay up till about 1 or so, then go to bed.


But last night, I sat down to watch Cockneys Vs Zombies at about 8pm.......and fell asleep during the credits.


Good movie that! and you fell asleep..


Yup....during the opening credits. :embarassed:







Aww rats...... :embarassed:


I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.

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« Reply #77 on: October 27, 2014, 02:17:45 PM »
Jack Russell's are good at that rat catching malarkey.
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I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #78 on: October 27, 2014, 02:27:12 PM »
Jack Russell's are good at that rat catching malarkey.


You call it malarkey....I call it impressive.




If something like that happened here in the good ole USofA, you could damned well be sure that Greenpeace, PETA and all the other tree huggers would be there to cry foul.
I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.

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« Reply #79 on: October 27, 2014, 04:24:51 PM »
Jack Russell's are good at that rat catching malarkey.


You call it malarkey....I call it impressive.




If something like that happened here in the good ole USofA, you could damned well be sure that Greenpeace, PETA and all the other tree huggers would be there to cry foul.


Fuckum.
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I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #80 on: November 08, 2014, 11:26:43 PM »
I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.

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« Reply #81 on: November 15, 2014, 07:05:57 PM »
Pink gin I fancy. :grin:
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« Reply #82 on: November 15, 2014, 10:23:30 PM »
Something with coconut.......




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« Reply #83 on: November 16, 2014, 12:11:38 AM »
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I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.