Happy Birthday Deathsdoor!!!!

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« on: July 19, 2014, 11:19:34 AM »







Shall I light the candles for you, or do you want to gobble down instead?


I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.

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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2014, 11:28:54 AM »
Ill just gobble it down! :tongue:
I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2014, 11:29:37 AM »
This pink don't half hurt ya eyes eh? :rolleyes:
I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2014, 11:43:29 AM »
This pink don't half hurt ya eyes eh? :rolleyes:




No it doesn't........
I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.

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« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2014, 11:44:44 AM »
Put you bloody glasses on!
I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2014, 11:50:04 AM »
Put you bloody glasses on!




Sorry.....Still looking at your High School Photo.









Ahhh.....those were the days.  :lol:
I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.

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« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2014, 11:58:18 AM »
Put you bloody glasses on!




Sorry.....Still looking at your High School Photo.









Ahhh.....those were the days.  :lol:


I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2014, 07:46:10 PM »
Put you bloody glasses on!




Sorry.....Still looking at your High School Photo.









Ahhh.....those were the days.  :lol:







Sooooo.......if anybody wants to know how old Deathsdoor is today,





Just count the candles on his birthday cake....... :lol:
I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.

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« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2014, 07:48:26 PM »
Put you bloody glasses on!




Sorry.....Still looking at your High School Photo.









Ahhh.....those were the days.  :lol:







Sooooo.......if anybody wants to know how old Deathsdoor is today,





Just count the candles on his birthday cake....... :lol:
I give up.... how many?





Still not as old as you fucker!
I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2014, 07:50:38 PM »
Put you bloody glasses on!




Sorry.....Still looking at your High School Photo.









Ahhh.....those were the days.  :lol:







Sooooo.......if anybody wants to know how old Deathsdoor is today,





Just count the candles on his birthday cake....... :lol:
I give up.... how many?





Still not as old as you fucker!




Or you could cut him in half and count the rings like a tree......... :flick:
I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.

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« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2014, 07:52:48 PM »
I'm starting toooo go off you :tongue:






I'm cancelling my room at your house for my holiday/ if ya American "Vacation"
I tried to commit suicide one time...

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« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2014, 07:59:57 PM »
I'm starting toooo go off you :tongue:






I'm cancelling my room at your house for my holiday/ if ya American "Vacation"




Shhhh....Mrs DD will find out that your trip isn't a training seminar :rolleyes:
I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.

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« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2014, 08:01:25 PM »
I'm starting toooo go off you :tongue:






I'm cancelling my room at your house for my holiday/ if ya American "Vacation"




Shhhh....Mrs DD will find out that your trip isn't a training seminar :rolleyes:


OH SHIT!! YA RIGHT!!!
I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2014, 08:06:46 PM »
I'm starting toooo go off you :tongue:






I'm cancelling my room at your house for my holiday/ if ya American "Vacation"




Shhhh....Mrs DD will find out that your trip isn't a training seminar :rolleyes:


OH SHIT!! YA RIGHT!!!





Just keep to the story mate, the first class in the seminar is "Is It Food" and the second class is "Can I Eat It".


And don't forget your Betty Crocker Cook Book. :read:
I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.

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« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2014, 08:15:02 PM »
Happy Birthday DD!!  :grin:


You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!