Archaeologists found a girl who is over 500 years old

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« on: January 22, 2013, 05:09:38 PM »
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« Last Edit: January 22, 2013, 05:26:33 PM by DeathsDoor »
I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2013, 05:46:51 PM »
Prime reason why I want to be cremated when I die......so some ding dong scientists won't dig my ass up in 500 years just to see what I had for dinner.
I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.

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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2013, 05:48:12 PM »
SHIT ................


I didn't hide my 1st wife good enough

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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2013, 05:56:06 PM »
SHIT ................


I didn't hide my 1st wife good enough


Your first wife was 15 years old !?!?!


(Open mouth, insert foot and chew vigorously)
I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.

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« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2013, 06:02:38 PM »
Haha fuckers!
I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2013, 06:24:26 PM »
I was 15 at the time.
.... something about her father's shotgun ....

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« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2013, 06:25:48 PM »
I was 15 at the time.
.... something about her father's shotgun ....
I heard that you were never 15.
I'm off sucking Pizza Boys ass, I would suck his cock but I can't Get Eat Shit And Die off of it.

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« Reply #7 on: January 22, 2013, 06:32:29 PM »
I was 15 at the time.
.... something about her father's shotgun ....


Problem is....when you were 15....shotguns hadn't been invented yet......neither had socks.
I tried being anorexic once,

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« Reply #8 on: January 22, 2013, 06:33:24 PM »
I was 15 at the time.
.... something about her father's shotgun ....
I heard that you were never 15.


Yup.....he was 15.......back in 1172 BC...... :tongue:
I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.