Movie review thread.

  • 319 Replies
  • 67945 Views

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Hammysquirrel1973

    *
  • ****
  • Posts: 410
  • Gender: Male
« Reply #105 on: November 15, 2013, 06:42:50 PM »



Expendables II 7/10
Twilight Sparkle: Yes! Everything's going to be just fine!

Offline Saltydog

    *
  • Über Admin
  • *****
  • Posts: 6424
  • Gender: Male
  • Mutherfuckers!!
« Reply #106 on: November 23, 2013, 12:26:39 AM »
Man Of Tai Chi (2013)
Not bad for first time director Reeves, if you're into martial arts type of movies you'll probably like this one, that's if you don't mind subtitles.  6/10

Wither (2012)
I thought this was ok, pretty good gore but the story is nothing original.  6/10

How I Live Now (2013)
Well done movie, a little strange at times but it wasn't too bad.  6/10
« Last Edit: November 23, 2013, 12:28:55 AM by Saltydog »
You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!

Offline Hammysquirrel1973

    *
  • ****
  • Posts: 410
  • Gender: Male
« Reply #107 on: November 23, 2013, 12:35:58 AM »
Yogi Bear (2010) 7/10
Nine (2009) 8/10
Twilight Sparkle: Yes! Everything's going to be just fine!

Offline Jon Evil

    *
  • *****
  • Posts: 531
  • Gender: Male
  • True gore artist.
    • The brutal of Jon E(vil)
« Reply #108 on: November 24, 2013, 02:38:29 AM »
Expendables 2.
Watched the first 20 or so minutes and the last 20. Didn't feel i missed out on anything in the middle.
I know 'it's a movie'
SPOILER ALERT
But how many fucken henchmen were at the airport in the end 100, 2000?? They were coming out of everywhere. There were more bad guys than their were normal people, and they were literally lining up to be shot dead.
Bizarre movie.
4 for gore outta 10.

Catching fire. The hunger games.

 I decided to go to this because the friend of G.F. dropped out and she. doesn't like to go alone, so i was really just doing her a favour.
If you saw the first one and liked it, it's more of the same.
Me, wow, whatta fucken bore. I paid 10$ to go to sleep in a comfortable chair.
It reminded me of a video i saw of some guys trying to drag a bloated corpse out of the water.
Slow and uneventful.
0/10
« Last Edit: November 24, 2013, 03:07:43 AM by Saltydog »
Documenting Reality.comDo you make those videos entirely from scratch?!  If so, you, sir, are a fucking genius.

Offline Hammysquirrel1973

    *
  • ****
  • Posts: 410
  • Gender: Male
« Reply #109 on: November 24, 2013, 07:00:03 PM »
Muppets (2011) 10/10
Carrie (2013) 10/10
Twilight Sparkle: Yes! Everything's going to be just fine!

Offline SM666

    *
  • Sorcerer's Apprentice
  • *****
  • Dark Cunnilingus Lord Of Hairy Mount Venus
  • Posts: 15472
  • Gender: Male
  • HardGore Extremist
« Reply #110 on: November 30, 2013, 08:12:28 AM »
Captain Phillips (2013)
Pretty good film, a bit long but overall worth a watch, heavy end scene. 7/10


Captain Phillips   8/10   I agree with everything Salty but i don't think it was to long. It run's just a bit over 2 hours and well worth it even though i already knew what was going to happen. Great performance by Tom Hanks and yes the end is very heavy, almost brought a tear to my eyes. A good movie.


Bad Grandpa      5/10    If your drunk it's pretty funny. If your sober 4/10, not so funny. If you've seen the trailer then you've seen the funny parts.

Offline Hammysquirrel1973

    *
  • ****
  • Posts: 410
  • Gender: Male
« Reply #111 on: November 30, 2013, 06:32:57 PM »
X Men (2000) 8/10
Terminator (1984) 10/10
Twilight Sparkle: Yes! Everything's going to be just fine!

Offline SM666

    *
  • Sorcerer's Apprentice
  • *****
  • Dark Cunnilingus Lord Of Hairy Mount Venus
  • Posts: 15472
  • Gender: Male
  • HardGore Extremist
« Reply #112 on: December 04, 2013, 08:51:41 PM »
A Bittersweet Life (2005)


A Bittersweet Life    7.5/10    A very good revenge thriller. From the same guy that did I Saw The Devil. It is Korean with english subtitles.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0456912/

Offline Hammysquirrel1973

    *
  • ****
  • Posts: 410
  • Gender: Male
« Reply #113 on: December 06, 2013, 05:02:12 PM »
Terminator 8/10
Cat in the Hat 7/10
Curse of Chucky 8/10
Twilight Sparkle: Yes! Everything's going to be just fine!

Offline Saltydog

    *
  • Über Admin
  • *****
  • Posts: 6424
  • Gender: Male
  • Mutherfuckers!!
« Reply #114 on: December 07, 2013, 12:54:55 AM »
Escape Plan (2013) Typical over the top Stallone film, still wasn't too bad thought. 6/10

Contracted (2013) A little slow at times but did manage to keep me interested. 6/10

Open Grave (2013) It was ok but they don't explain how it started, possible sequel type deal. 6/10

Shame The Devil (2013) The method of the killer in this film is kind of a Saw rip off, the whole movie felt like it was more suited for TV, the end was ok though. 5/10
You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!

Offline Hammysquirrel1973

    *
  • ****
  • Posts: 410
  • Gender: Male
« Reply #115 on: December 07, 2013, 03:40:23 PM »
Meet the Robinsons 10/10
Bullet to the Head 7/10
Twilight Sparkle: Yes! Everything's going to be just fine!

Offline SM666

    *
  • Sorcerer's Apprentice
  • *****
  • Dark Cunnilingus Lord Of Hairy Mount Venus
  • Posts: 15472
  • Gender: Male
  • HardGore Extremist
« Reply #116 on: December 11, 2013, 08:21:39 AM »
Gravity       7/10        Great Special Effects. The story is very simple, Survival.
It's a good Saturday night movie snuggled up against your better half. Or in DD's case snuggled up next to some Sexy Thai Ladyboy  :munch: .


Good performances all around too Bullock & Clooney. There the only ones in it by the way.


Insidious 2     5/10      More spooky, creepy haunting's here. Same as the first with just a little more backstory to the first one. I'd say if you were bored or you have tweens to check it out.

Offline DeathsDoor

    *
  • Über Admin
  • *****
  • Posts: 32837
  • Gender: Male
  • Knock Knock
    • Death And Reality
« Reply #117 on: December 11, 2013, 10:14:57 AM »
Gravity       7/10        Great Special Effects. The story is very simple, Survival.
It's a good Saturday night movie snuggled up against your better half. Or in DD's case snuggled up next to some Sexy Thai Ladyboy  :munch: .


Good performances all around too Bullock & Clooney. There the only ones in it by the way.


Insidious 2     5/10      More spooky, creepy haunting's here. Same as the first with just a little more backstory to the first one. I'd say if you were bored or you have tweens to check it out.


Thai ladyboy :kiss:  Gravity was good, I Enjoyed it. 8+. 
I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

Offline Saltydog

    *
  • Über Admin
  • *****
  • Posts: 6424
  • Gender: Male
  • Mutherfuckers!!
« Reply #118 on: December 14, 2013, 10:57:59 PM »
Gravity (2013)
Great movie, well worth a look. 8/10

Bounty Killer (2013)
Not the best story but still a fun movie, funny and the gore scenes are a laugh too. 6/10

Crave (2012)
Didn't know what to expect with this one, it was ok, nothing special. 5/10

The Outsider (2013)
Felt like a TV movie but with coarse language, it was ok though. 6/10
You are not even human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!

Offline DeathsDoor

    *
  • Über Admin
  • *****
  • Posts: 32837
  • Gender: Male
  • Knock Knock
    • Death And Reality
« Reply #119 on: December 15, 2013, 01:23:59 AM »
Gravity  :thumb:  10.
I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.