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« Reply #210 on: March 24, 2014, 06:31:17 PM »
(2014)



Director: Noam Murro
Writers: Zack Snyder (screenplay), Kurt Johnstad (screenplay),
Stars: Sullivan Stapleton, Eva Green, Lena Headey




Greek general Themistokles leads the charge against invading Persian forces led by mortal-turned-god Xerxes and Artemisia, vengeful commander of the Persian navy.


What i figured it would be, LAME ! Skip it or wait for it come on HBO or any of the other movie services. Would have been pissed to pay 10 buck's to watch this in the theatre.


My overall rating   4/10




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« Reply #211 on: March 24, 2014, 06:49:52 PM »
(2014)



Director: Joon-ho Bong
Writers: Joon-ho Bong (screenplay), Kelly Masterson (screenplay)
Stars: Chris Evans, Tilda Swinton, Jamie Bell


In a future where a failed global-warming experiment kills off most life on the planet, a class system evolves aboard the Snowpiercer, a train that travels around the globe via a perpetual-motion engine.


A fantastic movie, loved it !


My overall rating    8/10

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« Reply #212 on: March 24, 2014, 07:10:38 PM »
(2009)



Director: Michael J. Bassett
Writers: Michael J. Bassett, Robert E. Howard
Stars: James Purefoy, Max von Sydow, Rachel Hurd-Wood


A ruthless mercenary renounces violence after learning his soul is bound for hell. When a young girl is kidnapped and her family slain by a sorcerer's murderous cult, he is forced to fight and seek his redemption slaying evil.


This one was pretty good, not bad at all. If your looking for a good fun fantasy film then i'd pick this one to watch over 300: Rise of an Empire.


My overall rating   6.5/10

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« Reply #213 on: March 25, 2014, 06:38:35 PM »
(2013)



Director: James Gray
Writers: James Gray, Ric Menello
Stars: Jeremy Renner, Joaquin Phoenix, Marion Cotillard


1920. In search of a new start and the American dream, Ewa Cybulski and her sister Magda sail to New York from their native Poland. When they reach Ellis Island, doctors discover that Magda is ill, and the two women are separated. Ewa is released onto the mean streets of Manhattan while her sister is quarantined. Alone, with nowhere to turn and desperate to reunite with Magda, she quickly falls prey to Bruno, a charming but wicked man who takes her in and forces her into prostitution. And then one day, Ewa encounters Bruno's cousin, the debonair magician Orlando. He sweeps Ewa off her feet and quickly becomes her only chance to escape the nightmare in which she finds herself.


A very well made period movie. This is a slow burner of a drama. Good performances all around. I liked it.


My overall rating   6.5/10

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« Reply #214 on: March 28, 2014, 03:28:32 AM »



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« Reply #215 on: March 28, 2014, 03:20:31 PM »
Girlfight 2000 i quite liked this movie, about an 18 yr old girl from Brooklyn who wants to take up boxing 8/10 and a directorial debut from Karyn Kusama.


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« Reply #216 on: March 28, 2014, 08:07:10 PM »
In & Out 8/10
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« Reply #217 on: March 28, 2014, 08:14:37 PM »
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« Reply #218 on: March 28, 2014, 08:25:35 PM »
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« Reply #219 on: March 28, 2014, 10:59:38 PM »

 
10/10
 

 
9/10
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« Reply #220 on: March 29, 2014, 01:55:06 PM »
Movie about a young Scottish man and a Canadian woman and how they meet at a rave and is the relationship based purely on drugs??





8.5/10
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« Reply #221 on: March 31, 2014, 08:17:30 PM »

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« Reply #222 on: April 03, 2014, 05:36:01 AM »
(2014)



Director: Jason Bateman
Writer: Andrew Dodge (screenplay)
Stars: Jason Bateman, Kathryn Hahn, Allison Janney


A spelling bee loser sets out to exact revenge by finding a loophole and attempting to win as an adult.


Very funny, loved it.  :thumb:  Highly recommend it. It's in the tradition of Bad Santa.


My overall rating     7.9/10

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« Reply #223 on: April 03, 2014, 04:34:39 PM »
(2014)



Director: Jason Bateman
Writer: Andrew Dodge (screenplay)
Stars: Jason Bateman, Kathryn Hahn, Allison Janney


A spelling bee loser sets out to exact revenge by finding a loophole and attempting to win as an adult.


Very funny, loved it.  :thumb:  Highly recommend it. It's in the tradition of Bad Santa.


My overall rating     7.9/10

Yeah I agree, this one is a good laugh, love the parts when they have sex.  7/10
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« Reply #224 on: April 06, 2014, 09:15:17 PM »
(2014)



Director: Jason Bateman
Writer: Andrew Dodge (screenplay)
Stars: Jason Bateman, Kathryn Hahn, Allison Janney


A spelling bee loser sets out to exact revenge by finding a loophole and attempting to win as an adult.


Very funny, loved it.  :thumb:  Highly recommend it. It's in the tradition of Bad Santa.


My overall rating     7.9/10

Yeah I agree, this one is a good laugh, love the parts when they have sex.  7/10


 :lol: , yeah those are the best. " Don't look at me !"  :lol: