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« Reply #255 on: June 03, 2014, 07:51:39 PM »
Joy Ride 3 (2014)

It was ok with some fair gore scenes, after the opening scene it took over 30 minutes for anything to happen though, no spoiler but towards the end could've been done better, I mean they had the truck driver in two places at once which was kind of dumb.  5/10
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« Reply #256 on: June 03, 2014, 08:26:24 PM »
Joy Ride 3 (2014)

It was ok with some fair gore scenes, after the opening scene it took over 30 minutes for anything to happen though, no spoiler but towards the end could've been done better, I mean they had the truck driver in two places at once which was kind of dumb.  5/10


Have only seen the first one.

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« Reply #257 on: June 04, 2014, 05:53:31 AM »
Joy Ride 3 (2014)

It was ok with some fair gore scenes, after the opening scene it took over 30 minutes for anything to happen though, no spoiler but towards the end could've been done better, I mean they had the truck driver in two places at once which was kind of dumb.  5/10


Have only seen the first one.


I got through about 15 minutes of it... seen enough.

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« Reply #258 on: June 08, 2014, 09:46:29 PM »
Miracle on 34th Street 10/10
The Blair Witch Project 8/10
Fra den gamle købmandsgaard 9/10
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« Reply #259 on: June 10, 2014, 09:19:16 PM »
Edge Of Tomorrow (2014)

Cool Sci-Fi film well worth a look.  8/10
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« Reply #260 on: June 15, 2014, 11:00:13 PM »
FrankenWeenie 2012
 
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« Reply #261 on: June 19, 2014, 03:32:32 AM »

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« Reply #262 on: June 20, 2014, 08:58:30 PM »
Bad Neighbors (2014)
Didn't expect much from this but had a laugh.  6/10

Kid Cannabis (2014)
This was loosely based on a true story, meaning nothing was true, anyway it was ok for a time waster. 5/10

Torment (2013)
This one was overdone with the stupid people element, they were way too dumb and the gore scenes were too dark.  4/10

Hellion (2014)
Pretty good drama about a family torn apart, not sure why it's labeled drama/thriller, it's just a drama.  7/10
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« Reply #263 on: June 20, 2014, 09:07:37 PM »
Bad Neighbors (2014)
Didn't expect much from this but had a laugh.  6/10

Kid Cannabis (2014)
This was loosely based on a true story, meaning nothing was true, anyway it was ok for a time waster. 5/10

Torment (2013)
This one was overdone with the stupid people element, they were way too dumb and the gore scenes were too dark.  4/10

Hellion (2014)
Pretty good drama about a family torn apart, not sure why it's labeled drama/thriller, it's just a drama.  7/10


Haven't seen Neighbors or Kid Cannibas yet. Waiting for a better version of Neighbors to come out and Kid Cannibis didn't sound very appealing to me.


I watched Torment the other night, which like you said was dumb as hell. I did like the creepy masks the killers wore.


And i did watch Hellion as well and like you said, not a thriller by any means. Totally a drama. It wasn't bad but i'd wish it had more balls, the ending was a little weak.

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« Reply #264 on: June 21, 2014, 05:42:28 PM »
Bad Neighbors (2014)
Didn't expect much from this but had a laugh.  6/10

Kid Cannabis (2014)
This was loosely based on a true story, meaning nothing was true, anyway it was ok for a time waster. 5/10

Torment (2013)
This one was overdone with the stupid people element, they were way too dumb and the gore scenes were too dark.  4/10

Hellion (2014)
Pretty good drama about a family torn apart, not sure why it's labeled drama/thriller, it's just a drama.  7/10


Haven't seen Neighbors or Kid Cannibas yet. Waiting for a better version of Neighbors to come out and Kid Cannibis didn't sound very appealing to me.


I watched Torment the other night, which like you said was dumb as hell. I did like the creepy masks the killers wore.


And i did watch Hellion as well and like you said, not a thriller by any means. Totally a drama. It wasn't bad but i'd wish it had more balls, the ending was a little weak.

Damn, I mixed up Torment with Blood Widow, let me try this again.
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« Reply #265 on: June 21, 2014, 05:45:03 PM »
Torment (2014)
Like SM said the mask is creepy, but it's another tortured family type of movie, some good scenes but overall not that good and the ending did suck.  5/10

Blood Widow (2014)
This one was overdone with the stupid people element, they were way too dumb and the gore scenes were too dark.  4/10
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« Reply #266 on: June 22, 2014, 12:17:45 AM »


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« Reply #267 on: June 22, 2014, 02:00:06 AM »
Swelter (2014)
This started off interesting but wow it took a nose dive real fast, what a waste of time, don't even bother with this one.  3/10
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« Reply #268 on: June 28, 2014, 04:22:31 PM »
Scrooged 8/10
Monster House 10/10
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« Reply #269 on: July 11, 2014, 03:36:04 AM »