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« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2013, 02:54:57 AM »
I've had a few near misses........surprised that a few of them didn't put me off all together.
I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.

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« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2013, 05:29:05 AM »


DW, the rotten orca was a nice plot twist as I was suspecting a dick to pop out of those panties.  :tongue:
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« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2013, 07:17:55 AM »
What FO said... gutted I am that didnt happen :cry:
I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2013, 06:31:29 PM »


DW, the rotten orca was a nice plot twist as I was suspecting a dick to pop out of those panties.  :tongue:

Welllllll..........
 
As a few of you know, I spent a great deal of time in the US Navy, on my 3rd cruise, we pulled into Sri Lanka, picked up a little cutie in a bar, and every so often she would say, I have a problem."
 
My first time in this country mind you, I had been to the Phillipines, Thailand, Singapore and Hong Kong. (Before the bloody brits let China have it back)
 
No idea what she meant about a problem, though, cheap beer and rot gut whiskey had my mind marching to a beat of a different drum.
 
Got this little thing back to my hotel room, again she stated, "I have a problem." I stated, no problem, let's get naked.
 
Off came her panties.....out popped a willy..........I said...."I we have a problem".
 
Told her/he I was going down to get some more beer, instead, I went to the hotel lobby, paid my hotel bill and went straight back to the boat.
 
Problem solved.
 
Discovered from a ship mate who had been to Sri Lanka a few times, that when a bar girl (as they are called there) tells you they have a problem, they are telling you that they are in fact what are called benny boys. Transgenders.
 
I rode 3 other ships that put in at Sri Lanka......never stepped foot on their soil again, Arthur C. Clark can have the country all he likes.
 
And that's not even the worst that has ever happened to me.
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I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.

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« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2013, 06:47:15 PM »


DW, the rotten orca was a nice plot twist as I was suspecting a dick to pop out of those panties.  :tongue:

Welllllll..........
 
As a few of you know, I spent a great deal of time in the US Navy, on my 3rd cruise, we pulled into Sri Lanka, picked up a little cutie in a bar, and every so often she would say, I have a problem."
 
My first time in this country mind you, I had been to the Phillipines, Thailand, Singapore and Hong Kong. (Before the bloody brits let China have it back)
 
No idea what she meant about a problem, though, cheap beer and rot gut whiskey had my mind marching to a beat of a different drum.
 
Got this little thing back to my hotel room, again she stated, "I have a problem." I stated, no problem, let's get naked.
 
Off came her panties.....out popped a willy..........I said...."I we have a problem".
 
Told her/he I was going down to get some more beer, instead, I went to the hotel lobby, paid my hotel bill and went straight back to the boat.
 
Problem solved.
 
Discovered from a ship mate who had been to Sri Lanka a few times, that when a bar girl (as they are called there) tells you they have a problem, they are telling you that they are in fact what are called benny boys. Transgenders.
 
I rode 3 other ships that put in at Sri Lanka......never stepped foot on their soil again, Arthur C. Clark can have the country all he likes.
 
And that's not even the worst that has ever happened to me.


I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2013, 07:11:53 PM »


DW, the rotten orca was a nice plot twist as I was suspecting a dick to pop out of those panties.  :tongue:

Welllllll..........
 
As a few of you know, I spent a great deal of time in the US Navy, on my 3rd cruise, we pulled into Sri Lanka, picked up a little cutie in a bar, and every so often she would say, I have a problem."
 
My first time in this country mind you, I had been to the Phillipines, Thailand, Singapore and Hong Kong. (Before the bloody brits let China have it back)
 
No idea what she meant about a problem, though, cheap beer and rot gut whiskey had my mind marching to a beat of a different drum.
 
Got this little thing back to my hotel room, again she stated, "I have a problem." I stated, no problem, let's get naked.
 
Off came her panties.....out popped a willy..........I said...."I we have a problem".
 
Told her/he I was going down to get some more beer, instead, I went to the hotel lobby, paid my hotel bill and went straight back to the boat.
 
Problem solved.
 
Discovered from a ship mate who had been to Sri Lanka a few times, that when a bar girl (as they are called there) tells you they have a problem, they are telling you that they are in fact what are called benny boys. Transgenders.
 
I rode 3 other ships that put in at Sri Lanka......never stepped foot on their soil again, Arthur C. Clark can have the country all he likes.
 
And that's not even the worst that has ever happened to me.




Purty little mouth ya got there.....I like gummers.  :munch:
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« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2013, 07:12:54 PM »
Why don't you slip them dentures out and rock my world...... :demented:
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« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2013, 07:23:33 PM »
Why don't you slip them dentures out and rock my world...... :demented:


I tried to commit suicide one time...

I won't be trying that again I nearly fucking died.

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« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2013, 10:46:03 PM »


DW, the rotten orca was a nice plot twist as I was suspecting a dick to pop out of those panties.  :tongue:

Welllllll..........
 
As a few of you know, I spent a great deal of time in the US Navy, on my 3rd cruise, we pulled into Sri Lanka, picked up a little cutie in a bar, and every so often she would say, I have a problem."
 
My first time in this country mind you, I had been to the Phillipines, Thailand, Singapore and Hong Kong. (Before the bloody brits let China have it back)
 
No idea what she meant about a problem, though, cheap beer and rot gut whiskey had my mind marching to a beat of a different drum.
 
Got this little thing back to my hotel room, again she stated, "I have a problem." I stated, no problem, let's get naked.
 
Off came her panties.....out popped a willy..........I said...."I we have a problem".
 
Told her/he I was going down to get some more beer, instead, I went to the hotel lobby, paid my hotel bill and went straight back to the boat.
 
Problem solved.
 
Discovered from a ship mate who had been to Sri Lanka a few times, that when a bar girl (as they are called there) tells you they have a problem, they are telling you that they are in fact what are called benny boys. Transgenders.
 
I rode 3 other ships that put in at Sri Lanka......never stepped foot on their soil again, Arthur C. Clark can have the country all he likes.
 

And that's not even the worst that has ever happened to me.

Now that solves the mystery why Arthur C. Clark likes it there so much....
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« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2013, 11:48:06 PM »
I've had a few near misses........surprised that a few of them didn't put me off all together.


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« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2015, 08:00:33 AM »
Well. Way more times than I would like to remember.

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« Reply #26 on: August 04, 2015, 03:17:37 PM »
Well. Way more times than I would like to remember.


Oh do tell......... :excited:
I tried being anorexic once,

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« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2016, 11:26:52 PM »


And as far as cuming to soon, hell nah! Has never happened to me. I'll give a couple of pumps if i'm really excited before i shoot, but never premature.


Hours of fucking one ASS? WUT ? Ahh no. I'll give ya 30 minutes or less, after that i'm spurtin all over ya back, mouth, mantitties, armpit's, hair, toes, feet, crack, eye and everything else. Most time i ever spent up inside the stink was 2 hours. And that was in my late 20's. Ain't happening now.


Ya either get off when i do or you get lost,  :munch:




AWESOME DEAL!


Can we also buy giftcards? :excited:
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« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2016, 03:06:11 AM »
The worst sex I ever had is:


ny sex that I wanted to have, but never got to partake of...



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