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Fuck Off:
There was a young girl named McCall
Whose cunt was exceedingly small,
        But the size of her anus
        Was something quite heinous
It could hold seven pricks and one ball.

DeathsDoor:

--- Quote from: Fuck Off on April 02, 2016, 09:06:09 PM ---There was a young girl named McCall
Whose cunt was exceedingly small,
        But the size of her anus
        Was something quite heinous
It could hold seven pricks and one ball.

--- End quote ---
Ffs. :lol:

Fuck Off:
There was a young girl of Detroit
Who at fucking was very adroit:
        She could squeeze her vagina
        To a pin-point, or finer,
Or open it out like a quoit.

And she had a friend named Durand
Whose cock could contract or expand.
        He could diddle a midge
        Or the arch of a bridge
Their performance together was grand!

DW:

--- Quote from: Fuck Off on April 04, 2016, 02:14:33 AM ---There was a young girl of Detroit
Who at fucking was very adroit:
        She could squeeze her vagina
        To a pin-point, or finer,
Or open it out like a quoit.

And she had a friend named Durand
Whose cock could contract or expand.
        He could diddle a midge
        Or the arch of a bridge
Their performance together was grand!

--- End quote ---


Fuck Off:


There was a young girl of Mobile,
Who hymen was made of chilled steel,
        To give her a thrill,
        Took a rotary drill,
Or a number nine emery wheel.

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