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Limerick Time
« on: April 02, 2016, 09:06:09 PM »
There was a young girl named McCall
Whose cunt was exceedingly small,
        But the size of her anus
        Was something quite heinous
It could hold seven pricks and one ball.
Just after reading that again.
I see the poetic and surreal undertones of my statement about gays as symbolic metaphore to current society.
In which we all got an arm shoved upon our precious arses....

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Re: Limerick Time
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2016, 10:26:28 PM »
There was a young girl named McCall
Whose cunt was exceedingly small,
        But the size of her anus
        Was something quite heinous
It could hold seven pricks and one ball.
Ffs. :lol:

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Re: Limerick Time
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2016, 02:14:33 AM »
There was a young girl of Detroit
Who at fucking was very adroit:
        She could squeeze her vagina
        To a pin-point, or finer,
Or open it out like a quoit.

And she had a friend named Durand
Whose cock could contract or expand.
        He could diddle a midge
        Or the arch of a bridge
Their performance together was grand!
Just after reading that again.
I see the poetic and surreal undertones of my statement about gays as symbolic metaphore to current society.
In which we all got an arm shoved upon our precious arses....

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Re: Limerick Time
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2016, 03:49:20 PM »
There was a young girl of Detroit
Who at fucking was very adroit:
        She could squeeze her vagina
        To a pin-point, or finer,
Or open it out like a quoit.

And she had a friend named Durand
Whose cock could contract or expand.
        He could diddle a midge
        Or the arch of a bridge
Their performance together was grand!


I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.

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Re: Limerick Time
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2016, 11:19:02 PM »


There was a young girl of Mobile,
Who hymen was made of chilled steel,
        To give her a thrill,
        Took a rotary drill,
Or a number nine emery wheel.
Just after reading that again.
I see the poetic and surreal undertones of my statement about gays as symbolic metaphore to current society.
In which we all got an arm shoved upon our precious arses....

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Re: Limerick Time
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2016, 02:18:24 AM »


There was a young girl of Mobile,
Who hymen was made of chilled steel,
        To give her a thrill,
        Took a rotary drill,
Or a number nine emery wheel.


I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.

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Re: Limerick Time
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2016, 12:50:42 AM »
There was a young girl of Coxsaxie
Whose skirt was more mini than maxi.
        She was fucked at the show
        In the twenty-third row
And once more going home in the taxi.
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Just after reading that again.
I see the poetic and surreal undertones of my statement about gays as symbolic metaphore to current society.
In which we all got an arm shoved upon our precious arses....

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Re: Limerick Time
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2016, 11:54:43 AM »
There was a young girl named McCall
Whose cunt was exceedingly small,
        But the size of her anus
        Was something quite heinous
It could hold seven pricks and one ball.
Just after reading that again.
I see the poetic and surreal undertones of my statement about gays as symbolic metaphore to current society.
In which we all got an arm shoved upon our precious arses....

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Re: Limerick Time
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2016, 06:48:54 PM »





There was a young girl of Asturias.
With a penchant for practices curious.
        She loved to bat rocks.
        With her gentlemen's cocks.
A practice both rude and injurious.
Just after reading that again.
I see the poetic and surreal undertones of my statement about gays as symbolic metaphore to current society.
In which we all got an arm shoved upon our precious arses....

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Re: Limerick Time
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2017, 08:03:50 PM »





There was a young girl named Heather
Whose twitcher was made out of leather.
        She made a queer noise,
        Which attracted the boys,
By flapping the edges together.
Just after reading that again.
I see the poetic and surreal undertones of my statement about gays as symbolic metaphore to current society.
In which we all got an arm shoved upon our precious arses....

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Re: Limerick Time
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2017, 04:13:14 AM »


There was a young girl named O'Malley
Who wanted to dance in the ballet.
        She got roars of applause
        When she kicked off her drawers,
But her hair and her bush didn't tally.
Just after reading that again.
I see the poetic and surreal undertones of my statement about gays as symbolic metaphore to current society.
In which we all got an arm shoved upon our precious arses....

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Re: Limerick Time
« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2017, 02:17:27 AM »



A kinky young girl from Coleshill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
     They found her vagina,
     in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.

I have a special place in my heart for redheads........ so fucking hot :)