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« on: April 02, 2016, 09:06:09 PM »
There was a young girl named McCall
Whose cunt was exceedingly small,
        But the size of her anus
        Was something quite heinous
It could hold seven pricks and one ball.
Can't blame a dog for chasing a ball...

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« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2016, 10:26:28 PM »
There was a young girl named McCall
Whose cunt was exceedingly small,
        But the size of her anus
        Was something quite heinous
It could hold seven pricks and one ball.
Ffs. :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2016, 02:14:33 AM »
There was a young girl of Detroit
Who at fucking was very adroit:
        She could squeeze her vagina
        To a pin-point, or finer,
Or open it out like a quoit.

And she had a friend named Durand
Whose cock could contract or expand.
        He could diddle a midge
        Or the arch of a bridge
Their performance together was grand!
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2016, 03:49:20 PM »
There was a young girl of Detroit
Who at fucking was very adroit:
        She could squeeze her vagina
        To a pin-point, or finer,
Or open it out like a quoit.

And she had a friend named Durand
Whose cock could contract or expand.
        He could diddle a midge
        Or the arch of a bridge
Their performance together was grand!


I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.

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« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2016, 11:19:02 PM »


There was a young girl of Mobile,
Who hymen was made of chilled steel,
        To give her a thrill,
        Took a rotary drill,
Or a number nine emery wheel.
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« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2016, 02:18:24 AM »


There was a young girl of Mobile,
Who hymen was made of chilled steel,
        To give her a thrill,
        Took a rotary drill,
Or a number nine emery wheel.


I tried being anorexic once,

I could binge like a motherfucker, but I just could'nt do the purge part.

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« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2016, 12:50:42 AM »
There was a young girl of Coxsaxie
Whose skirt was more mini than maxi.
        She was fucked at the show
        In the twenty-third row
And once more going home in the taxi.
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« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2016, 11:54:43 AM »
There was a young girl named McCall
Whose cunt was exceedingly small,
        But the size of her anus
        Was something quite heinous
It could hold seven pricks and one ball.
Can't blame a dog for chasing a ball...

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« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2016, 06:48:54 PM »





There was a young girl of Asturias.
With a penchant for practices curious.
        She loved to bat rocks.
        With her gentlemen's cocks.
A practice both rude and injurious.
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« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2017, 08:03:50 PM »





There was a young girl named Heather
Whose twitcher was made out of leather.
        She made a queer noise,
        Which attracted the boys,
By flapping the edges together.
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« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2017, 04:13:14 AM »


There was a young girl named O'Malley
Who wanted to dance in the ballet.
        She got roars of applause
        When she kicked off her drawers,
But her hair and her bush didn't tally.
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« Reply #11 on: February 21, 2017, 02:17:27 AM »



A kinky young girl from Coleshill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
     They found her vagina,
     in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.

I have a special place in my heart for redheads........ so fucking hot :)

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« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2017, 07:24:49 PM »





There was a young girl named Saphire
Who succumbed to her lovers desire.
        She said, "It's a sin,
        But now that it's in,
Could you shove it a few inches higher?"



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